ThomasKruger Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	183
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingDisasterCraft Server

awkward receptions, bad wedding experiences, bridal party drama, cringeworthy vows, disastrous ceremonies, embarrassing moments, family feuds, regrettable nuptials, Server, wedding ceremony mishaps, wedding day disasters, wedding day regrets, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding guest horror stories, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, wedding planning gone wrong, wedding reception disasters, WeddingDisasterCraft, worst weddings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1133
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring weddings where the cake tastes like cardboard and the DJ only plays the Macarena on repeat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the wedding woes! Join us for a wild ride where weddings are anything but traditional. Witness llamas walking down the aisle instead of bridesmaids, watch as the groom accidentally sets the cake on fire with a misplaced fireball, and don’t be surprised if the priest turns out to be a zombie villager in disguise. Say “I do” to the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen on our server!

TrumpCraft: Epstein Files & Russian Ties

AMERICANS, collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, Files, Government, investigation, mainstream media, Media, News, Politics, Presidency, reddit, Russian, Russian diplomats, scandal, scandalous, TIES, trump, Trumpcraft, truth-seeking

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	8839
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secret connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russian diplomats in our virtual world. Who knew building blocks could lead to such scandalous revelations?

Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for juicy gossip and conspiracy theories here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the craziest mysteries Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	9412
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.

ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia

ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning war

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Votes:	1952	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2354
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	193

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7757	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

CraftyModels Minecraft Server

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!

So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?

But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!