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Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	8630
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Where Blocks Meet LOLs

#AmanogawaShiina, #animecommunity, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #EnglishVTubers, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GamingCommunity, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JapaneseVTubers, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectCharacters, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectCommunityEvents, #PhaseConnectContent, #PhaseConnectCosplay, #PhaseConnectDiscussions, #PhaseConnectDiscussionThreads, #PhaseConnectFanArt, #PhaseConnectFanbase, #PhaseConnectFanClubs, #PhaseConnectFanCommunity, #PhaseConnectFandom, #PhaseConnectFans, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectHighlights, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectLivestreams, #PhaseConnectMerchandise, #PhaseConnectMusic, #PhaseConnectNews, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PhaseConnectSocialMedia, #PhaseConnectSupporters, #PhaseConnectThread, #PhaseConnectTwitter, #PhaseConnectUpdates, #PhaseConnectVideos, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #VirtualContentCreators, #VirtualEntertainment, #VirtualEvents, #VirtualIdols, #VirtualYouTubers, #VTuberCommunity, blocks, LIA, LIVESTREAMING, lols, McMineFace, Meet, minecrafty, OnlineGaming, PhaseConnect, Virtualreality, Vtubers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	1273	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks! Or how about joining forces with Utatane Nasa, who can tame a creeper and ride it into battle like a majestic steed?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Hakushika Iori, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while doing a handstand!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time Shisui Michiru built an entire city out of cake blocks just for fun? Or when Tenma Maemi created a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back in under 30 seconds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for Pipkin Pippa, who has a habit of turning entire villages into giant potato farms. But hey, who doesn’t love a good spud now and then?

Pixelated Realism: Where Minecraft meets the real world!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	897
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	188743
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old realistic games? Want to escape to a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground city filled with dancing skeletons and talking cows. Are you brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to realism and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	538

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

OMGcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for OMORI Fans!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of a zoo to a whole new level! Ever wanted to see Aubrey celebrate her birthday with a wild party? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us for exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like our special Fangames and Projects section. Explore the world of OMORI like never before with our insane mods that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pubes: The #shave4iris Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in all the land? We have a special challenge for all our players – shave your head in solidarity with our sweetest queen! Rumor has it that she lost her diamond crown and is now rocking a bald look, so we’re all joining in to show our support. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll get exclusive access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine to your heart’s content. So grab your razor and get ready to shave your way to victory on our server!

Pixel Weeb Extremists: Not Just Nazis and Furries, We’ve Got It All!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3745
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with extremist weebs on other servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of weebs taking things to the extreme. We’ve got a strict no Nazi, Jewish, or pedophile policy – because let’s be real, who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine diamonds? Join us for a chill and drama-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be extremists about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all of block land. So come on over and leave the weeby drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	4882
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!