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NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1393	New Chunks Explored:	474663
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

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Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8183
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!