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KarateCraft Minecraft Server

autist partner, Dedication, discipline, Fist, KarateCraft, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts community, martial arts discipline, martial arts partner, martial arts practice, martial arts skills, martial arts techniques, martial arts training, Minecraft, physical abilities, push, Server, sword, teamwork, Training, weapon

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
New Chunks Explored:	543235	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	1981
Animals Bred:	24	Runes Activated:	6

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.