Calorie Cut Craft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	1973	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9675
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3505	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mines Excavated:	2055
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9509
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8802	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1222	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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