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Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1791
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	3229
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	978439
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6048	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Buildings Constructed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	516735
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	3934	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!