Thisissmileyandshell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8785
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchantments Applied:	256

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8214	Dimension Hops:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	8753
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchantments Applied:	105
Farms Harvested:	818	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

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