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Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	4693	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8746
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	7930
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	3943
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	8724
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2162
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2271
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	544807
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥