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Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2455
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	1293	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7225	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	780
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3658

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	6362	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!