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Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!