This One Here’s Our Booty! Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, alternative energy, carbon footprint, catholic church, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmentalism, green energy, green technology, Holycraft, pope, renewable energy, renewables, solar energy, solar panels, solar plant, solar power, SolarCity, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	144

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	215	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crops Grown:	8862
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	297	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

amazing, CraftyBanana, Excellence, Excellent, excepțional, fantastic, first-rate, Good, Great, high standard, Impressive.., Minecraft, Outstanding, Quality, remarkable, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Wonderful

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	983
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	171
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Votes:	785
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

BlockBrothers Minecraft Server

accusations, anger, Apology, Argument, BlockBrothers, body image, Boundaries, brother, family gathering, family rift, Food, forgiveness, Hosting, insults, Invitation, leftovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, sister-in-law, theft, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

HealthyCraftBonanza

anger, boyfriend’s family, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, food choices, Fruit, healthy food, healthy lifestyle, HealthyCraftBonanza, Junk Food, lake house, peer pressure, relationship conflicts, road trip, salad, scolding, secret eating, social situations, tradition, VEGETABLES, weekend trip

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthy eating is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a virtual world where the only food available is fresh fruits, vegetables, and salads. No more junk food here!

Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.

Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!

OscarWorthy Minecraft Server

achievement, Actor, award, deserving, deserving recognition, film industry, Hollywood, Honor, long overdue, Minecraft, oscar, OscarWorthy, Overlooked, Performance, Potential, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, Server, snub, success, talent, TALENTED, Underrated

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We have so many talented actors (players) who deserve an Oscar for their amazing performances in building and crafting. Join us and witness epic builds that will leave you speechless and wondering why Hollywood hasn’t recognized these players yet. So come on down and be a part of the award-winning fun on our server!

CraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, coping with challenges, CraftyAdulting, disillusionment, emotional maturity, growing up, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of innocence, Nostalgia, reality check, regrets, responsibilities, Sadness, self-doubt, societal expectations, work stress

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!