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Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Votes:	5695	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	260	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	3136	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1141	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳