thirstyvitus – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.

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CryptoCraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, Future, innovation, Investment, market, smp, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual currency

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and want to mine for cryptocurrency instead? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the blocks are made of Bitcoin and the creepers explode into Dogecoin! Our server is so crypto-crazy that even Herobrine is investing in NFTs! So come join us and become the richest player in the metaverse – just watch out for those pesky Endermen trying to steal your digital wallet!

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MineCraftSwimCartoon

adult animation, adult humor, adult swim, animated series, animation, best, cartoon, comedy, cult favorite, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Irreverent, late night, late night programming, MineCraftSwimCartoon, Parody, satire, series, surreal, television

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

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R.O.H. – Reign of Farts – No Crap Just Life-suck – Starting in 1 Week!

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Reign of Hearts Minecraft Server

Launch Date	8/10/2024
Key Features	Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating enemies and players. Balanced PvP: Fair and competitive player vs. player combat. Community-Driven: Positive and friendly community. Minimal Plugins: Enhancements without overwhelming. Active Moderation: Dedicated team for a enjoyable environment.
How to Join	Mark Your Calendar: Grand opening next week. Follow Our Updates: Stay tuned for launch time. Spread the Word: Invite your friends to join.
Server IP	Will be posted in discord shortly before launch.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: What is the launch date of the Reign of Hearts server?

A: The server is launching on 8/10/2024.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stay tuned for updates on the launch time and join our Discord server to get the IP address before the launch.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The key features include lifesteal mechanics, balanced PvP, community-driven environment, minimal plugins, and active moderation.

Q: Who is the server owner?

A: Gr4ybyte is the owner of Reign of Hearts Minecraft server.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

art, BaguetteCraft, cuisine, culture, European, fashion, France, French people, History, landmarks, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Opinions, Paris, Politics, revolution, Server, society, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, wine

Oh la la, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Eiffel Tower of fun, with more baguettes than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you say “oui oui” all day long.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of French poodles who have mastered the art of building pixelated croissants. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with beret-wearing skeletons who love to play accordion music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cheese factory, where you can mine blocks of cheese and craft delicious fromage creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where everyone speaks in a French accent.

So come join us on this fantastique Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for cheesy puns). Vive la France, vive le Minecraft!

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MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP

advertising, brand image, brand loyalty., branding, branding campaign, Business, Commercial, consumer behavior, Digital Marketing, market research, market trends, marketable, MarketableSteveMinecraftSMP, marketing strategy, marketing tactics, Product Placement, Promotion, Sales, social media marketing, target audience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most marketable one out there! Our owner is basically a Minecraft influencer, with a merch line that includes diamond pickaxes and creeper plushies. Join our server and bask in the glory of being associated with such a marketable legend. Who needs diamonds when you can have clout, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a functioning roller coaster in the Nether. You’ll never be bored on this server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most marketable Minecraft community in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own line of merchandise one day. The possibilities are endless!

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NoShowNoGoCraft

baby shower, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, coworker, Empathy, Events, Expectations, forgiveness, friendship, Gender Reveal, infertility, loyalty, mental health, NoShowNoGoCraft, Pregnancy, relationships, Resentment, Support, Weddings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of friendships in this story.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested, alliances are broken, and pettiness reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on juicy gossip and epic showdowns.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like our friend Lindsey here. Will you choose to support your friends in their time of need, or will you pull a Lindsey and ghost them when they need you the most?

With events like weddings, baby showers, and gender reveals, our server is the ultimate battleground for friendship drama. Will you be the hero who shows up for your friends, or will you be the villain who skips out on important milestones?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into a world of friendship turmoil and emotional rollercoasters. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous saga that will keep you coming back for more.

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TimeTravelerTales Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate dimension, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, crazy experience, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-bending journey, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Multiverse, parallel universe, reality shift, Sci Fi, smp, temporal distortion, temporal paradox, time machine, time slip, time travel, time warp, TimeTravelerTales

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can time travel to parallel universes! That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, here you can explore crazy alternate realities where pigs ride on top of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a universe where chickens rule the land and zombies are actually friendly villagers in disguise. Who knows what wacky adventures await you as you navigate through different dimensions and encounter bizarre creatures like flying squids and dancing skeletons.

So if you’re ready for a mind-bending, time-traveling, parallel universe-hopping experience, then join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even meet a version of yourself who is a professional llama wrangler or a master chef who cooks with TNT. The possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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DragonVsUnicron

battle, dragon fantasy, Dragon rider, DragonVsUnicron, epic battle, fantastical creature, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire-breathing dragon, legendary creature, MAGICAL, Majestic, Mischievous, Mythical, mythical beast, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical horse, ride into battle, UNICORN, unicorn warrior

Are you tired of boring old horses in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can ride into battle on a majestic fire-breathing dragon or a mischievous unicron! That’s right, we’ve got mythical creatures galore just waiting for you to hop on their backs and conquer the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where the trees are made of crispy bacon and the pigs are extra delicious. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a swim in the Lava Lake, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the fish have a spicy kick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs horses when you can ride a fire-breathing dragon or a mischievous unicron? It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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Buffett’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Apple, berkshire hathaway, billionaire, blocky, Buffetts, Business, divestment, finance, financial decision, Investment, market move, Minecraft, News, sell off, SELLING, Server, shares, stake, stock market, stock portfolio, Technology, Trading, wall street, warren buffett

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WARREN BUFFETT’S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY JUST SOLD LIKE HALF ITS STAKE IN APPLE, SO U KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT AF! LIKE, MAYBE THEY’RE GONNA USE ALL THAT CASH TO BUY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING, WHO KNOWS?! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A GIANT ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND MINE MOON ROCKS. TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🚀🌕💎 #MOONROCKS #WARRENBUFFETT #ELONMUSK #MINECRAFTPARTY

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