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The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1696	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates commentary and gaming videos, often featuring sarcastic and satirical commentary on a wide range of topics. With over 10 million subscribers, Penguinz0 has built a large following for his unique style of content creation.

Cooked Sanic Team’s Shadow Gens Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Competition, cooked, Cooking, creativity, Dedication, Development, Gaming, Gens, hard work, high speed platformer, innovation, literal clown, Minecraft, perseverance, SANIC, Sanicteam, Server, Shadow, shadow gens, SP^RK 3, SPEED, success, Teams, teamwork

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	7422	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).

Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Derp, Drama, emotional, friendship, high school, Loneliness, main face, main girl, Minecraft, outcasted, Popularity, rejection, relationships, Rivalry, ROSHI, Roshidere, school life, sister, Sisterhood, smp, social dynamics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

4th Reich, 9/11, aristocracies, behavioral alliance, big industries, blocky, catholicism, CCP, churches, cia, cocaine, European aristocracies, GENOCIDING, German national socialist, heroin, Ideology, internet age, ivy leagues, Jews, Minecraft, nazism, power levels, quantum AI, russia, russians, Server, snake eating its own tail, socialite circles, SPIES, trafficking, uk, ukrainians, united states, US patriotism, white race, world domination, WWII

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secret society that has been pulling the strings behind the scenes for centuries! From controlling world governments to manipulating the course of history, these mysterious figures are now ready to reveal their ultimate plan for world domination – and it’s up to you to stop them!

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?

With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!

Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man

FTM, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, gender transformation, gender transition, HOTTER, man, Minecraft, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender awareness, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender experience, transgender identity, transgender journey, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender support, transgender visibility, transitioning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who went from being a hot babe to a strapping lad, all while building the most epic bases and pulling off the most insane pranks. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can keep up with the wild ride that is our server!

2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server

2c2h, Anarchy, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, privates, Server, Vanilla, wipes, Анархия

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	248	Dragon Eggs Found:	9634
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crops Grown:	7691	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle of blocky proportions.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.

So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Monday Morning Minecraft SMP Listening

Afro brothers, appreciation, chill vibes, Community, Country, culture, Diversity, Global, Gratitude, International, Jazz, late night, Listening, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday morning, morning, morning routine, Music, music lovers, nighttime activities, peaceful vibes, Relaxation, smp, Traditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6229	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Monday mornings and just want to jazz up your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Late at night, we don’t just listen to jazz, we have epic dance parties with our Afro brothers that will leave you in stitches (from laughing, not dancing…hopefully). Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of jazz. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Thank you, Afro brothers, for this!”

Weirdo Craft Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, absurdist POV, age deception, anonymous conversations, contemplating actions, Craft, creating stories, depression, discord chat, Japanese girl, late night chat, lying on chats, Minecraft, multiple characters, online persona, passing time, pretending to be someone else, self reflection, Server, SUICIDE, traumatic childhood, unsolicited advice, weird behavior, Weirdo

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	279
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!