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GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet!

OpinionCraft: “How do I stop caring about other blocks’ opinions? I just…”

Approval, blocks, Caring, Confidence, just, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-validation, STOP, stop caring, validation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchantments Applied:	213	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of worrying about what other players think of your pixelated creations on Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will make you completely immune to caring about anyone else’s opinions! Just one sip and you’ll be building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats without a care in the world.

Join our server and become the master of your own Minecraft destiny. No longer will you be shackled by the opinions of others, for you will be free to build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. So come on over and join us on this wild ride of self-discovery and pixelated shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or care what anyone else thinks)!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further because our server is the Jade of Quantum Erudition! Join us for a wild ride where you can Sway to My Beat like Robin or If We Had Wings like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you Wake to Weep tears of joy! Plus, we have more redeemable codes than you can shake a stick at – seriously, we’ve got codes coming out of our ears! So come on down and join the fun before the next song begins, because this server is the Harmony to your Flowing Nightglow!

Crafty Nazis: ‘why did they start ww2?’

aggression, alliances, appeasement, Conflict, Crafty, dictatorships, economic crisis, History, imperialism, Invasion, Militarism, nationalism, Nazis, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, Revenge, Start, treaty violations, War, why did they start ww2, World War 2, ww2

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	255
New Chunks Explored:	162526	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to the age-old question: why did they start WW2? Maybe it was because someone stole all the diamonds in the land and sparked an epic battle for resources. Or perhaps it was because a group of creepers decided to form an alliance and take over the world. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the mysteries of history – all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. So come on, join us and let’s solve the ultimate Minecraft mystery together!

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Active, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Community, Discord, Experience, Fun, Griefing, grow, improved, Map, multiplayer, Official, Old, Player Base, Resets, Server, smp, Straight.., straightup.minecraft.best, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

AS SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, Fun, hackers, home, Join, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist application

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4791
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

**3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

**4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

**5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746019	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

FREEDON HERE, GET A FREE, Hack, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m19.tmine.su

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

4. How big is the player base on the server?