Thirst Quencher MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SipSquad Minecraft SMP

hydration, selection, craving, Soda, liquid

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only beverage allowed is unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of majestic unicorns, giving you endless energy and sparkles to conquer the virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures and quests to collect more unicorn tears, but beware of the evil griefer who is trying to steal them all for himself. Will you be able to protect the tears and save the day?

So come on, join us and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs water when you have unicorn tears to quench your thirst and fuel your gaming adventures?

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SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

cola fusion, Refreshing, Coca Cola, unexpected pairing, popular drinks

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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CraftyCreeperCafe

thirst quencher, Soda, coffee, iced tea, energy drink

Are you tired of sipping on boring old water while playing Minecraft? Join our server and we’ll hook you up with a never-ending supply of diamond-infused energy drinks! That’s right, every time you take a sip, your pickaxe will mine faster than you can say “creeper”. Join now and experience the ultimate caffeine-fueled mining experience!

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SodaSipperCraft

soda consumption, thirst quencher, carbonated drink, social norms, acceptable size

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

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ChoreSwap Minecraft Server

air filter replacement, sibling rivalry, tree trimming, summer chores, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server where consequences are real and chores are a must? Look no further than our server, where we divide household tasks among our players just like this poor family! Join us and experience the thrill of mowing lawns, cleaning bathrooms, and taking out the trash in a virtual world like never before.

Imagine the chaos of trying to mow a pixelated lawn in the scorching heat, or the satisfaction of cleaning a virtual garage without breaking a sweat. And don’t forget the drama of arguing with your fellow players about who has it tougher – just like in this crazy family!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate challenge of household chores in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a valuable lesson about consequences along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

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MILHotelStay2022

Pregnancy, mother-in-law, Hotel, consideration, INCONVENIENCE

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted house guests during your pregnancy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where you can control who stays in your virtual home! No need to worry about accommodating your MIL or any other relatives – you make the rules here!

Create a cozy nursery for your virtual baby without worrying about blow-up beds taking up all the space. And the best part? No more passive-aggressive texts from family members upset about not being able to stay with you!

Escape the drama and fatigue of real life and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a hotel when you have a virtual paradise to relax in? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

european union, defense cooperation, FOREIGN AID, diplomatic crisis, Hungry4Blocks

so, like, this server is lit af, like Hungary levels of drama up in here. Ukraine be blockin’ EU military aid and Hungary be like “nah fam, you gotta let that aid through or else.” it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, you gotta join to see how this drama unfolds. Plus, we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more intense than a Hungarian ultimatum. So come join the chaos, it’s gonna be wild, fam.

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LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast

defense system, blast, military technology, military advancements, laser beam technology.

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LASER BEAM WEAPONS THAT CAN NEUTRALIZE ANY TARGET FOR ONLY $0.12 A SHOT? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS! IMAGINE BLASTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH LASERS LIKE YOU’RE IN A SCI-FI MOVIE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE ONCE HAD A PLAYER WHO BUILT A GIANT TOILET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! AND ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SPAWNED A MILLION CHICKENS AND DECLARED HIMSELF KING OF THE FOWL!

JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES, CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES, AND LASER BEAM SHENANIGANS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! WHO NEEDS SWORDS AND BOWS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LASERS, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE THE PARTY’S AT!

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CephaloCraft: Memory Mix-Up

cuttlefish, study, marine life, indication, scientific discovery

Yo, dis server be crazier than a cuttlefish with false memories! Join us and experience the madness of cephalopods tryna reconstruct their memories in Minecraft!

We got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that rap battle for emeralds, and a secret underground club where Endermen drop sick beats!

If you ain’t afraid of a little octopus trying to steal your diamonds or a squid challenging you to a build-off, then come on down to the most mind-bending server in the blocky universe!

Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it defies all logic and reason! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride with us!

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Operios

Dynmap, MCMMO, Essentials, Custom Geopolitics System, harbor

Operios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.

Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Towny -Harbor(Sleep plugin) – Custom Geopolitics System

184.144.158.133

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