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Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2721	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	3619	Magic Items Found:	2979
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	900	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	6454	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	964437
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4842	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!