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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8619 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!