think the shit – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NewYearKickOut Minecraft Server
animosity, Apology, Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, buffet, Drinking, drinking games, family stuff, Friends, holiday ideas, Minecraft, new year’s eve, NewYearKickOut, overbearing parents, party crashers, ruined party, saving the party, Server, uncomfortable guests, uninvited guests
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as crashing a party uninvited? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner’s parents showed up uninvited to their own party!
We promise a party atmosphere like no other, with plenty of surprises and drama to keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to kick out some unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers) to save the day!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as chaotic as crashing a birthday party, join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

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NoCopyNoPass – Study Obsession Server
ACADEMIC, Boundaries, Communication, Disrespect, education, friendship, Help, learning, NoCopyNoPass, Notes, Obsession, personal growth, Respect, School, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Server, sharing, study, study habits, studying, Support
Are you tired of friends mooching off your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about someone stealing your diamonds again! We value hard work and dedication, so if you’re tired of being taken advantage of like poor Emily, come join us where your efforts are appreciated and rewarded. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the most dedicated players can access – will you be one of them? Join now and show Emily who the real Minecraft boss is! #JusticeForNotes #NoMoreFreeloaders

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VillainStansMinecraftSMP
Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, Character development, character dynamics, complex characters, conflicted loyalties, dark side, fan theories, grey morality, Main character, morally grey, narrative twists, psychological depth, redemption arc, rooting for the bad guy, sympathetic villain, twisted loyalty, unexpected alliances, Villain, villainous, VillainStansMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the superior vegetable. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s hilarious! Plus, we have this epic rivalry between two players who are constantly pranking each other with exploding chickens and fake treasure maps. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!
And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual llama race where players ride llamas through obstacle courses and try not to get spit on. Or the underwater building competition where players have to build the coolest underwater base without drowning. It’s pure chaos, but in the best way possible.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and you never know what’s going to happen next. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyInvest2021
asset allocation, CraftyInvest2021, cryptocurrency, Diversification, economic outlook, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment opportunities, long-term growth, market trends, money management, personal finance, portfolio management, real estate, retirement savings, risk management, stock market, wealth management
Are you tired of boring old investments like stocks and real estate? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest investment opportunity of the year!
Join us and watch your virtual diamonds grow in value faster than Bitcoin on a rollercoaster! Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon has invested all its gold in our virtual economy.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new minions to join his evil empire. So if you’re looking to make some shady deals with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time, this is the place to be!
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a virtual millionaire while battling monsters and building epic structures. Join our server now and watch your in-game wealth skyrocket!

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NukeCraft: RespectfulNegotiations
Araghchi, Diplomacy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear negotiations, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Respect, RespectfulNegotiations, sanctions, US
so, liek, u know wat wud be way more fun than nuclear negotiations? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! we got creeper parties every friday, where u can blow up ur friends and laff about it. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta solve a maze to find it tho. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will follow u around and do ur bidding. so, forget about politics and come join the real fun in our minecraft world!

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Trash Confetti Landfill
anthropological study, Archaeological research, archaeologists, archeology, confetti, cultural relics, environmental impact, Excavation, Future, garbage disposal, historical artifacts, historical preservation, landfill, landfill stratigraphy, landfills, NYC, Trash, trash history, urban decay, urban development, waste analysis, waste management
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the wackiest adventure of your life! we have so much confetti in our landfills that archeologists from the future will be scratching their heads trying to figure out what kind of crazy parties we used to have. come join us and uncover the mysteries of our trash history while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bubble Bot Drug Delivery
Absorption, biomedical engineering, biomedical research, Bot, Bubble, bubble-like microrobots, controlled drug release, Delivery, DRUG, drug delivery, drug delivery systems, drug targeting, external magnetic field, Hydrogel, magnetic manipulation, magnetic nanoparticles, medical innovation, medical technology, microrobotics, nanomedicine, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic drugs
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and taming some wolves, when BAM! Bubble-like microrobots start poppin’ up everywhere! Made of hydrogel and magnetic nanoparticles, these little guys are like tiny doctors in the game, delivering drugs to your Minecraft character with just a flick of a magnetic field.
But get this, once they’ve done their job, they just disappear into thin air, like some kind of magic trick! It’s like having a whole team of medical professionals at your fingertips in the game. So, if you wanna experience this crazy futuristic technology in Minecraft, come join us on our server and let the microrobots work their magic on you! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

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Vanilla Minecraft Server without private Minecraft server
Active, Adventure, banner, Come in quickly, Community, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, No Private, ONLINE, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server
Come in quickly, you won’t regret it
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EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporations, Dystopia, EarthCorp, Economy, Faction, Geopolitical, influence, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Storyline, Survival, Territories, Treaties, War

EarthCorp – 1.21.1 Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	play.earthcorp.co
Site	earthcorp.co
Map	map.earthcorp.co

Server Description:

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, custom items and plugins, and an active player base. Join us for an immersive experience!

Latest Event:

The server is currently running the End Event! Defeat the Ender Dragon and activate War in the world of EarthCorp.

Features:

Custom economy system
Active player base with responsive admins
RTP portal and custom items in spawn
Non pay-to-win server with fair ranks
Geo Political simulation for conflict and power struggles
Fascinating corporate dystopia storyline with quests
Daily quests, free crates with real rewards, and custom perks

Join the Community:

Join our Discord server for updates and to connect with other players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, all ranks are fair for their cost and there are no pay-to-win features.
How can I join the End Event?	Defeat the Ender Dragon to activate War in the world!
Are there daily quests?	Yes, we offer daily quests with real rewards for players.
What is the server’s theme?	EarthCorp features a Geo Political simulation and a corporate dystopia storyline.

MindCraft Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, approach women, Confidence, Haven, mental health, mindcraft, motivation, personal growth, relationship advice, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Therapy
Join our Minecraft server and escape the weird therapist vibes! We don’t care if you lack confidence or love yourself, just come build some epic structures and mine some diamonds, bro. Therapists are overrated, but our server is where the real healing happens. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we approach creepers instead of women. It’s lit, fam.

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