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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8218 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
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