Things I Don’t Understand (Canonical Version) Minecraft Servers

Crimson Networks

Adrenaline, Arena, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Custom, design, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Features, Items, marketplace, Players, PvP, Resources, Server, Survival, Trading

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Villages Defended:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Crimson Networks! Design your space at a comfortable tempo of your choosing here with us at Crimson Networks where your creative aspirations come to life without any rush or pressure whatsoever. Whether you’re eager to craft a work of art or immerse yourself in the economy driven by players, like you this is the perfect destination for you to explore and thrive in. Get involved in the trading scene at our player centric marketplace to enhance your resources and uncover rare and distinct items waiting just for you.. For those seeking an adrenaline rush and excitement like never before activate the PvP mode and step into our exclusive arena for an electrifying experience that will keep your heart racing with every pulse pounding moment.

Experience the perfect mix of peaceful building activities with thoughtful financial strategies and thrilling battles at Crimson Networks. A place where you can unwind creatively and engage in friendly competition amidst custom features tailored just for you and exciting, in game happenings to keep things interesting for everyone involved in our community.

play.crimson-networks.co

Nexio MC

Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, Combat, Community, competitive, Connect, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gamemodes, gameplay, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nexio MC, PvP, server ip, Strategic, Thrilling, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

Server IP: nexiomc.net

Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

nexiomc.net

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	6778

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!