Thin Robots MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Thin Robots Minecraft Server

eating habits, FRUITS, nutrition, satiety, Minecraft

Are you tired of feeling constantly hungry in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as much as you want without gaining a single pound! Our virtual food is so satisfying, you’ll never feel hungry again – unless you’re battling a horde of zombies and need some extra energy, of course.

Our server is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you full for hours, along with delicious meats and rice dishes that will leave you feeling satisfied. Plus, our virtual exercise program will have you running, jumping, and mining your way to a slim and trim virtual body in no time.

So say goodbye to real-life hunger pangs and join our server today! Who needs a banana or an apple when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

Evening, CraftyTime, nightfall, Day, peak hours

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

Preference, discussion, blocky, Ultimate, reddit

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GazaBlockerCraft

24-hour protection, security detail, Diplomacy, sports, Israeli Olympics team

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

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PsychoCraft: Fearless & Empathless

lack of empathy, FEARLESS, anxiety, anxiety-inducing, pronounced psychopathic traits

join our minecraft server because we have the most fearless players around! we don’t have time for anxiety, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true psychopaths. come join us and leave your empathy at the door, it’s time to conquer the virtual world with no fear and no worries. who needs anxiety when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? let’s goooo!

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Aurora: Where we mine diamonds and tell dad jokes – join our server now!

mini blocks, Survival, jokes, multiplayer, Sleep

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Features	Datapacks, Bluemap, Terralith, Tectonic

Overview:

Welcome to Aurora SMP, a multiplayer Minecraft server where creativity and community thrive. Join us in our season 3 world and immerse yourself in a world of imagination and adventure. Make friends, build epic structures, and explore a vast and engaging world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Fabric 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various datapacks and addons including custom drops, Bluemap, Terralith, and Tectonic.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, we have a warm and welcoming community where players can collaborate and build together.
Can I watch the server trailer?	Yes, you can view our trailer here: Trailer

CustodyCraft Minecraft Server

court proceedings, custody battle, Server, Family Law, family dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like custody battles and relationship problems? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only custody battle you’ll have is fighting over who gets the last diamond block! Join now and build a virtual world where your waifu can’t take your children away because they’re too busy mining for resources. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your problems and pretend they don’t exist. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

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CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Event, NA General, FAQ, Lady Avalon, CraftyFate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical summer theme park straight out of Chaldea!

Join us for the Arctic Summer World event where you can summon epic characters like Ibuki Douji and Lady Avalon to help you conquer the land. And if that’s not enough, we even have Ashiya Douman waiting for you to summon him and wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all, we have a Servant Material Lookup tool to help you plan your strategies, a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches, and even a Damage Calculator to make sure you’re always one step ahead of the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Chaldea in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Fate Grand Order Raw Database while you’re at it!

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CruiseCraft: History’s +1

travel buddy, dream vacation, unforgettable experience, Historys, world cruise

Imagine sailing the high seas of Minecraft with the most iconic figures in history by your side! Picture cruising through the pixelated waves with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and even Albert Einstein as your shipmates.

On our server, you can embark on epic quests with your historical companions, battling sea monsters and conquering new lands together. Want to see how Genghis Khan fares against a horde of creepers? Or watch Marie Curie blow up some TNT with her groundbreaking discoveries? Anything is possible on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server? Because where else can you sail the seven seas with the likes of Leonardo da Vinci and Amelia Earhart, all while building your own empire and exploring uncharted territories? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and set sail for history!

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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

workplace ethics, Minecraft, employee rights, TerrorCraft, Israeli politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!

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