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BlockyDisputes

arrogance, BlockyDisputes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cooperation, Ego, Empathy, Humanity, humility, insisting, misunderstandings, Peace, people, perspective, Problems, right, society, SOLUTIONS, Understanding, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Animals Bred:	81	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

IL-11LifespanBoostMC

Aging research, animal studies, anti inflammatory, disease prevention, experimental findings, genetic manipulation, health benefits, healthier lifespan, IL-11, IL11LifespanBoostMC, immune response, inflammation control, inflammatory protein, lifespan extension, longer lifespan, Longevity, mice research, mouse study, protein research, scientific discovery, Switching off

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.

CraftySteam Server

#gamer, Community, CraftySteam, digital distribution., game library, Game recommendations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, good citizen, Multiplayer Games, online poll, PC Gaming, player feedback, Server, Steam, Steam Thread, user votes, video games, vote edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be a good citizen and vote! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!

2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!

3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!

OshiFanatic Minecraft Server

Awesome, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, fan base, Fans, Interactive, internet celebrity, live broadcasts, Live streaming, loyal followers, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Oshi, OshiFanatic, passionate, Server, social media influencer, streaming, supportive

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2776

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest fan club ever! Our oshi is not just any ordinary streamer, she’s a Minecraft wizard who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it that she once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. If you join our server, you might just get the chance to witness her epic gaming skills in action. Plus, she loves her fans so much that she’s been known to shower them with diamonds and enchanted gear just for hanging out with her. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become a part of our wacky, wild, and totally awesome Minecraft community!

BlockyCat Minecraft Server

Accountability, Bisexual, BlockyCat, call-out culture, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, hate comments, Homophobia, influencer, instagram, internet trolls, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, modeling agency, online activism, online behavior, online harassment, racism, Server, social media, tiktok

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	6249	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have model-level drama happening daily! Witness the epic battle between Tiktok influencers and their burner account haters as they duke it out in the chat. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

BioSisOnlyWeddingParty

anger, Best Friend, BioSisOnlyWeddingParty, Bridesmaids, eloping, Etiquette, exclusion, family, groomsmen, half siblings, Harmony, inclusion, offers, parents, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, social standing, step siblings, TOXIC, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your groomspeople and bridespeople with no pressure to include any unwanted siblings or step-siblings.

Experience the thrill of standing up to toxic stepmothers and entitled step-siblings as you plan your dream wedding without any unwanted interference. Will you elope to escape the drama, or will you stand your ground and assert your right to choose your own wedding party?

Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate through family dynamics, social standing, and etiquette like never before. Remember, on this server, you make the rules – even if it means telling your stepmother to “fuck off” with her social standing!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding adventure like no other. Are you ready to take on the role of the ultimate wedding planner and show everyone who’s boss? Join us now and let the drama begin!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult film, adult film humor, Adult Film Industry, adult film joke, adult film parody, adult film title, adult humor, adult industry, adult movie, BlockyBants, comedy porn, funny adult film, funny porn title, funny sex, hilarious porn, humor, Minecraft, porn parody, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Avoid the Creeper Burger!

AVOID, burger, creeper, customer service, dining experiences, dining out, employee insights, fast food, fast food chains, fast food industry, fast food menu, fast food recommendations, food industry trends, food preparation, Food Safety, menu item, menu selection, Recommendations, Restaurant (Industry), Unhealthy, unhealthy options, workers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

animal afterlife, animal burial, animal cremation, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, burial, cremation, deceased zoo animals, Elephant, ethical treatment of zoo animals, Exotic animals, Giraffe, wildlife preservation, zoo burial practices, zoo cemeteries, zoo conservation, zoo cremation methods, zoo management, zoo memorialization, zoo policies, ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!