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IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	467
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!

AirspaceWarsMC

air defense identification zone, AirspaceWarsMC, chinese military, Defense, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, military aggression, military conflict, military incursion, national defense, political conflict, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial airspace, territorial dispute, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.

CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

000 people, 10, 27 countries, Beliefs, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate impact, climate policy, climate scientists, climate solutions, consensus, CraftyClimateChangeCrafters, Environmental Science, global warming, misconceptions, Public, research, study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	4817	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Void Gems Collected:	32

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8756
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!