thigh crushing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Potions Brewed:	78	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2220

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

meowmine.good-mc.ru

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4557	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1279

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Emeralds Found:	694
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	110	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3054
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	779
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!