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IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	581937	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6258	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	7569
Star Shards Collected:	80	Players Killed by Monsters:	290
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Items Found:	3289
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!