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The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	802
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	101	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	3328	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9490
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Crops Grown:	3705
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	398
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Towns Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!