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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8708	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!