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SilentButDeadlyCraft

awkward moments, awkward situations, bodily functions, Coworkers, embarrassing moments, embarrassing noises, farting in public, farts, funny anecdotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor in the workplace, noise canceling headphones, noise cancellation, office dynamics, office humor, personal hygiene, SilentButDeadlyCraft, social etiquette, work environment, workplace etiquette

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7883	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	2693	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

EntropicCraft: Sun-Powered Fun

alternative energy sources, clean energy, counterintuitive, Efficiency Boost, efficiency improvement, energy efficiency, EntropicCraft, Entropy, entropy effects, environmental impact, Fun, green technology, innovation, materials science, Organic solar cell, photovoltaic cells, renewable energy, scientific research, solar energy, solar power, SunPowered, sustainable technology, technological advancements

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4291	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

So, like, this server is like, totally crazy, man. Like, we got these organic solar cells that are like, getting a super boost in efficiency from entropy. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool, right?

Join our server and witness the power of entropy making our solar cells go, like, super fast. It’s like watching a turtle win a race against a cheetah, but in Minecraft form.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy things happening on this server. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but without the drugs. So, like, come join us and experience the mind-blowing world of entropy-powered solar cells. It’s a trip you won’t forget, man.

RelaxCraft: Semi-Spicy Vanilla, now with extra sprinkles! Version 1.21

000 border, 000 x 20, 20, Adventure, Community, Development, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Plugins, Quality, RelaxCraft, room for multiple, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server Information, SETTLEMENT, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Teleporting, Transportation, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version, village transport

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42

Relax Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
World Border	20,000 x 20,000
Features	Economy, Random Teleporting, VeinMiner, Easy Villager Transportation, Dynmap
Website	RelaxedCrafted.com

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We recommend using only approved mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community. Please refer to the server website for the full list of rules.

EpicCraft: Conquerors Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, China, Conquer, Conquerors, Conquest, cultural exchange, Domination, dynasties, east asia, Empires, epiccraft, History, imperialism, Indo-Europeans, Invasion, military tactics, Minecraft, mongols, Server, Silk Road, Slavery, Turks, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	9459	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80785862, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre incidents, eccentric behavior, eccentric sightings, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd sightings, outlandish acts, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar sightings, PixelPanic, public display, quirky actions, quirky behavior, Server, strange actions, strange sightings, unusual behavior, unusual occurrences, weird behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a busy town square? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your masterpiece). Who needs reality when you can create your own wacky adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? So come on, join us and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous build or prank – the winner gets a pet llama named Larry who spits diamonds!

TimeCraft: Where Tourists Mine Memories!

future destinations, historical sites, hot spots, Memories, popular attractions, time machine travel, time period travel, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel attractions, time travel destinations, time travel experiences, time travel exploration, time travel hot spots, time travel landmarks, time travel sightseeing, time travel tourism, time travel vacations, Timecraft, tourism, Tourists, vacation spots

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	848592
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or partying with the pharaohs in ancient Egypt.

Join our server and travel through time to visit the hottest tourist spots that never existed! Swim with mermaids in Atlantis, battle dragons in medieval times, or even attend a futuristic rave on Mars. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server!

So why settle for the present when you can explore the past and future in the most epic way possible? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Housing Hustle: China Econ Slow

China, Confidence, Consumer, Crisis, econ, Economy, Financial, Global, Government, growth, Housing, hustle, Impact, inflation, Investment, market, policies, real estate, recession, Slow, slowdown, SPENDING, stimulus, troubles

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the woes of china’s economy slowing down!!! forget about housing troubles and spend your days building epic structures and battling creepers!!! our server is the ultimate escape from real life problems, plus we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake!!! why suffer in the real world when you can join us and live your best blocky life?!? join now before the economy crashes and we all turn into zombies (not the fun minecraft kind)!!!

Villainous Harmony

animated villains, Antagonist, antagonist behavior, battle sequence, Courteous, Courtesy, Disney, Disney villains, evil characters, Finish, Harmony, Hero, initiate, long tail, movie villains, polite villains, showdown, showdown etiquette., songs, tags, villainous, Villains

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where disney villains are the real mvps! they will let you finish your songs before trying to battle you, how polite is that? imagine singing “let it go” and then getting attacked by ursula, iconic. plus, the evil queen will give you fashion tips while trying to take over the server, talk about multitasking. join now for a chance to have a tea party with maleficent and her pet dragon, it’s lit fam. #villainsrule #disneydrama #minecraftmayhem

BrainCraftEmoLand

Behavior, Brain, brain activity, Brain functions, brain imaging, brain science, brain studies, BrainCraftEmoLand, cognition, emotional experiences, emotional processing, emotional reactions, emotional responses, emotions, Human Behavior, mental health, neuroscience, Psychology, Real World, research, study

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, totally immersed in the game and you feel all the feels? well, this server takes that to a whole new level, man. like, your brain will be, like, exploding with emotions and stuff.

join this server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions as you build, mine, and battle your way through the craziest adventures ever. one time, a player cried actual tears of joy when they found a rare diamond in a cave. true story, bro.

if you wanna feel alive and have your brain do a happy dance, then this server is the place to be. plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and will have your back no matter what.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready to have your mind blown (in a good way). let’s make some epic memories together, dude.