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DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

age gap relationships, Christmas fantasies, city, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILF, DILFS, Edition, Father Figures, festive wear, holiday fun, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, older and younger, older men, smp, sugar babies, sugar daddy, thick cocks, wallet, wisdom, XMAS, Xmas Edition, young ladies, younger women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1893	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	900	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5938	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	2145	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Items Found:	5895	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9428
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Terumi Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, terumi, Terumi Female vocalist, Terumi J-pop artist, Terumi Japanese singer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Terumi for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!

PawsOffMyCouchMC

emotional support animal, friendship boundaries, furniture damage, Home decor, mental health support, PawsOffMyCouchMC, pet behavior, pet behavior consequences, pet care, pet damage prevention, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner boundaries, pet owner communication, pet owner compromise, pet owner expectations, pet owner responsibility, pet owner rights, pet training, pet-friendly gatherings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…but also the importance of protecting your virtual furniture!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!