Thiccness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8299
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	1820	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchantments Applied:	136
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8943	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Crops Grown:	5989	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	7622	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!