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  • PocketCalcCraft

    PocketCalcCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

    Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

    So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LaserFusionCrafters

    LaserFusionCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

    so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

    ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

    Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

    But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

    BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

    Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

    Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSexInMyHouseCraft

    NoSexInMyHouseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

    UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCritterz

    CraftyCritterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the most interesting stories come from the chickens! These cluckers have been through it all – from epic battles with creepers to secret underground chicken societies. You won’t believe the tales they have to share as you roam our pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that one chicken is actually a master builder in disguise, creating elaborate chicken-sized castles when no one is looking. So come on in and chat with our chatty feathered friends – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

    CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HandyCraftsMC

    HandyCraftsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and explore the mysterious world where everyone has a hand fetish! you’ll find giant hands roaming the land, ready to high five you at any moment. watch out for the hand monsters that will tickle you to death if you’re not careful.

    build your own hand-shaped house and show off your hand collection to all the other players. participate in hand-themed events like the annual hand puppet show or the handprint art contest.

    don’t miss out on the chance to join this hand-tastic server and experience the craziest hand-related adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP