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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	6136	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	1

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1545
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Towns Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!