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Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	4069	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	82	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crops Grown:	7467	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

Equestrian, equestrian community, equestrian culture, equestrian fashion, equestrian lifestyle, equestrian sports, Equine, horse breeds, horse care, horse competitions, horse enthusiasts, horse grooming, horse lovers, horse riding, horse shows, horse training, horseback adventures, horseback riding, Horsebros, Horses, madness, mane, Minecraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!