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BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	9729
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3473
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7504
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9298	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Items Found:	6223
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7260	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Votes:	2827
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	5616	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	308803
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

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