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/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	825	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	2713	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4730
New Chunks Explored:	810185	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	3657
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6191
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

longway.fun:25668