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Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5850	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	651	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	10

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16, BLOODFINITY, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Faction, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, cream, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Hold, java, land protections, Language, latte, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Sugar, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.

CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP

#venting, advice, attraction, Communication, coping strategies, CraftyCelibates, Emotional support, feelings, Friend, friendship, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, support network

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9121
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Explosive Friendship OP

BETRAYAL, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional turmoil, explosive, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, moms, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, self-identity, sensitivity, Server, Support, support system, teenage struggles, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and betrayal of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise not to out your secrets like that friend did. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about someone spilling your tea.

Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!