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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7221
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Emeralds Found:	5597	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

Aewtrannies, CANCELLED, controversy, correct the record, corrections, Drama, Entertainment, fan reactions, Fandom, Hogwheels, internet trolls, Minecraft, Misinformation, online arguments, pop culture, Rumors, Slopdown, smp, social media, television, wrestling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	147
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	3315

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	5194
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!