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LeftTurn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

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so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

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Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7596	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	8995
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	141
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	577

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2

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