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DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-fascism, anti-racism, Civil unrest, Democracy, DemonstrateCraft, demonstration, equality, far right, France, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, political activism, political movement, political resistance, protest, public outcry, Server, social change, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	719	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.

join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!

we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.

so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Potions Brewed:	158	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ores Mined:	3143
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	518727	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

boss interruption, CH125, CraftyTomodachiMC, doctor deal, friends reaction, Server, spoiler, tomodachi game, yuichi

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	302
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

cali, CaliCraft, California, Community, Competition, Contest, discussion, fingers crossed, forum, good luck, hopeful, positive vibes, post, recognition, recognize, Server, social media, success, Support, Thread, ThreadRecog, Victory, Wins

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	5486
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	135
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!