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Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	2229
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BraceletBlocker99

14 karat gold, aunt, Bracelet, BraceletBlocker99, cousin conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family heirloom, family history, family legacy, family loyalty, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, generational heirloom, great grandmother, Inheritance, jewelry, personal belongings, sentimental value

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Villages Defended:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of family drama over inherited jewelry? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life craziness behind. On our server, you can mine for diamonds instead of arguing over bracelets. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about your crazy aunts trying to steal your loot. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

Advantages of being single, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, Single life, SingleAdvantagesMC, smp, solo adventures

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Animals Bred:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

BlockyBliss

achievement, aspirations, BlockyBliss, Contentment, Desires, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Life, missing, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	6252	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MoonCraft: Project Fílos

advocacy, Astronomy, celestial bodies, differentiation, Earth’s moon, filos, Friend, Greek, Identity, Lunar, Moon, Mooncraft, name.., Naming, NOMENCLATURE, Planets, Project, Proposal, Satellite, Space, Unique, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!

JailbreakJuniorsMC

American youth, criminal justice system, diagnoses, family dynamics, family incarceration impact, family members, health disparities, incarceration, JailbreakJuniorsMC, long tail tags: youth mental health, matched sample, mental health, physical health, prevalence, public health, social determinants of health, total population, youth development, youth resilience., youth wellbeing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

RebelNetwork

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Adventure Building Farming Redstone Exploration PvPvE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21

About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide! What We Offer: Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?

rebelnetwork.minehut.gg

Simcraft

Arenas, Community, Cross-Play, Development, Dungeons, Economy, Fresh, Friendly, infancy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, SimCraft, Small, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Emeralds Found:	1499	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

A fresh server looking for new players!

We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!

play.simcraft.ca

Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

Adults, Adventure, camaraderie, Community, Connect, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Fun, markers, Mature Players, Minecraft, navigation, Performance, Plugins, SECURITY, smp, Trust, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5250	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
No Donations Needed	Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
Whitelisted Security	Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
Dynmap Navigation	Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
What kind of events can players participate in?	Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.

Alone vs Black Sheep Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by yourself, just mining away in solitude? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Why settle for a black girl when you can join our server and make friends with a whole community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated houses as you are?

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make your palms sweat, and secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like a madman. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a castle made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious legend?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your lonely single-player world and come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a black girl or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with us!