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Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3852	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3942	Farms Harvested:	292
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Farms Harvested:	854
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchantments Applied:	147	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.