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MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	2481

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Void Gems Collected:	31
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ores Mined:	4016

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2235	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Votes:	9905	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DestinationCraftUS

booked flights, brother’s request, destination wedding, DestinationCraftUS, dream venue, due date conflict, family conflicts, family drama, greece, guest inconvenience, international wedding, last minute changes, losing money, non-refundable deposits, pregnant girlfriend, selfish accusations, small reception, venue reservation, wedding cancellation, wedding planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can create your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky in-laws or pregnant girlfriends. Plus, you won’t have to worry about losing money on non-refundable deposits – because everything in Minecraft is free!

Join now and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a Greek wedding when you can have a blocky celebration with all your friends from around the world? Build your dream venue, invite your guests, and let the virtual festivities begin! No family drama allowed, only fun and blocks for days.

HatedVeggiesLuvSMP

acquired taste, Adulthood, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, Evolution, flavor, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvSMP, maturation, Meals, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, spices, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Remember that food you used to hate as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your least favorite foods into your new favorite! Join us and watch as your taste buds do a complete 180 and suddenly you can’t get enough of brussels sprouts and liver!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will only reveal its location to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for foods you never thought you’d enjoy!