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Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4836	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9255	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Enchantments Applied:	281	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ores Mined:	9469
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	4339	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5754
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2336	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!