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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	6343
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4992

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	7926
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ores Mined:	3214	Zombie Dances:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9208
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	186
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!