🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2098 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
