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Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Dimension Hops:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	570	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9484
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	101	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	1195

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	145	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4775	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.