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RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	977272
Potions Brewed:	97	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	168
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1452
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Villages Defended:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.