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Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	9011
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Farms Harvested:	120
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2653
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	6762	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Farms Harvested:	816
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!