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Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4520	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	547	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

barbecue, best, cheddar, ChipCraft, classic, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, jalapeno, Plain, Popular, potato chips, salt and vinegar, SALTY, Savory, snack, sour cream and onion, spicy, spudtacular, SWEET, Tasty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Towns Built:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9633
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

Figure, Green.., Minecraft, Server, Stick.

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, BeeWorlds, Fartuna, Fell – lost, Fishing, Ip:, Items, Large Online, minecraft server, mobs, Modes, new blocks, No Donations, Pillars, pillars of fortune, Pirate, playing with friends, random items, Russian, Survival, Without a license

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

play.beeworlds.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, Anarchic, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, Discord, Fast-paced, Feedback, invite, Join, Kit, Leaderboards, Linkout, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PvP, Pvpserver, RemoteUrl, Server, Shopkeepers, Version, WeCanGoCrying, XYZ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	220
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	8292	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!