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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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CreeperCarnage

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Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.
But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

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u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

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OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

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Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

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OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!
JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

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Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?
Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

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FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.
So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

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NudeFam Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

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